I Need a Job

Because:

I need to have somewhere to go every day.

I need the money to be able to go to a nutritionist and hire a trainer so I can loose some f**king weight.

So I can hang out with my friends without worrying about money.

So I can get my own place.

So I can get my masters without owing a back crap loads of money.

So I can travel.

To get out of the house.

To get on with my life.

To be happier.

So I can stop worrying about money.

So I can buy all the diet books I need without feeling guilty.

So I can buy Christmas presents come December.

To work.